What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Mush-rooms.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?