What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
1. We cook bacon. 2. We bake cookies.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What is the coolest country?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Which singer could always break a five?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?