What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which family member has tusks?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
How much money does a skunk have?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What's a boxer's favorite drink?