What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
What's a priest's favorite food?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What is the color of the wind?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?