Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?