What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which fly makes films?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
When do astronauts eat?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?