What branch of the military accepts newborns?
The infantry.
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why did the fish blush?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do Scottish toads play?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?