How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why do cows make great bakers?
It's Crowded!
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?