Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What bird is always sad?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?