Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Which subject has two parts?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?