What is a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton!
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?