What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
May flour.
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What's a henway?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?