What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What nationality are most fish?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the cow cross the road?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?