What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Where does Superman park his cars?
How do frogs get to work?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the professor write on the window?