Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Because they love to add items to the cart.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the echo get detention?
Where does laundry go to college?
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Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What bird is always sad?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What sport is always getting in trouble?