How do fleas travel?
Itch hiking.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How does a penguin build its house?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you find at the end of everything?