What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why was the fish so smart?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
It's Crowded!
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What's the most expensive plate in church?