What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
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Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
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Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do frogs get to work?
What car can't keep a secret?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?