How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why are winter days great?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which animal is the most religious?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why are baseball games at night?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?