How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Mouse warming party.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you call a short cow?
How do fireflies start a race?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?