Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What style of music weighs the most?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's E.T. short for?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why are fish such good architects?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?