Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
What do stars celebrate in December?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What animal knows kung fu?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Who do camels find most inspiring?