Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How does a barber get to work?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why are baseball games at night?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why should you not pamper a cow?