What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's a henway?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?