What do you call a famous turtle?
A shellebrity.
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How did the tree get lost?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?