What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?