What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did summer say to spring?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What's the politest month?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What type of dog loves to take showers?