What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What table can you never sit at?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?