What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
Why did the echo get detention?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
How does a taco bless the table?