What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why are all priests fit?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What do jokesters study in college?