What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What did one firefly say to the other?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do cows go to New York?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?