What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
How do trees get access to the internet?