What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do you call a hike across the universe?