Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why do cats love to work?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why are books always so angry?
Why was the math book sad?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?