Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do Scottish toads play?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?