Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?