Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How was the wedding?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
How do fleas travel?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?