What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
You'll get autumn'y ache.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call a short cow?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?