Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
It was in sand dollars.
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Where do termites go camping?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Where do ants go to eat?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Where was Noah born?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a silly hill?