Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
It was in sand dollars.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?