What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Zoom™-bie.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What dog wears contact lenses?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why are goats so funny?
Which computer won the talent show?
What's the world's weakest animal?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What do you call hiking college students?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
