What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What time of day was Adam created?
What type of car do planets buy?
Bears love exotic cars.