What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which state has the best streets?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What do you call octopus twins?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's the friendliest national park?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?