What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Three stripes and you're out!
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?