Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call octopus twins?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
How do horses navigate at night?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?