Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.
Which is the worst season?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What kind of books do boats write?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?