What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What horn never makes a sound?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?