What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
A pot roast.
Where do hamsters come from?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Can February March?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?