Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
They want to see a home run!
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?