What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?