What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Couch potatoes.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How long will dinner be?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?