Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What kind of computers do horses use?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?