Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
It had a lot of beef with other animal's decisions
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
When do cows get tired?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call a fish without an eye?