Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
What does an attorney say when getting married?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What is another name for a cow?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?