Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
When do mice play every day?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Are baby skunks cute?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?