What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What is a cow's dream job?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?