What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Elefont.
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?