What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
Why did the foal cough?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why are all priests fit?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What siblings are always sad?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?