What did the rug say to the floor?
I've got you covered.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?