Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?