Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Because April showers bring May flowers.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?