What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
A snake in the brass!
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How is cat food sold?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?