What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where do frogs keep their money?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?