What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
Why do math teachers love March?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's E.T. short for?