What did the mama goat say to her child?
You're just a kid.
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?