What did the mama goat say to her child?
You're just a kid.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why was the cat so small?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What bird is always sad?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?