Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Why do cows wear bells?
What day never takes itself seriously?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Which tree can't stop crying?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?