Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?