Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Judy Garland.
Why do two skunks argue?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?