Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Judy Garland.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Where do German dogs sleep?