How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Snowcaps.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?