How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
It's allergy season again?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's E.T. short for?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
When is Dad's bedtime?