How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you say to a really good barista?