What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?