What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Surprise!!!!
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What does the sun drink out of?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's the king of all school supplies?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?