Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Tom Thanks.
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the paper say to the pencil?