What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What condiment has wings?
How do horses navigate at night?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What birds make average students?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.