In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
They called it their sa-rad-ical.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What animal knows kung fu?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which dance will a chicken not do?