In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
They called it their sa-rad-ical.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What's the loudest sport?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?