What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What is the definition of Robin?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Did you know about April 1st?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do farmers do on February 14th?