What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What time does everyone love to drink?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What part of a fish weighs the most?